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Category: Laundry
Message: Hey, sorry I'm busy doing laundry right now, by the way has anyone seen my thong? Not the pink one, but the purple one with sparkles??
Submitted By: smart9979

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Random Erection...Walking it off
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4.0/5 (753 votes)

Submitted by: spicrus69
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
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4.1/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: Dulce Chica

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