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Message: I would be sleeping if %n would stop trying to look in my window while I'm changing...
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Doing my MANWHORE duties
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2.9/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: erick4789234789237
The only reason that I sleep at night is becuase I look forward to morning wood.
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3.3/5 (249 votes)

Submitted by: Oldsk00l123
Deck the halls, bye bye great falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stiffler time baby!
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3.3/5 (408 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
Hey I cannot talk now..im too busy pickin boogers out of my nose. It's actualy quite fun....you should try it sometime
O kool!! they stick to the wall!!!
brb
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2.4/5 (307 votes)

Submitted by: lil2stupid
Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a rocket, stuck his finger in his butt and called it Hershey's chocolate.
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2.3/5 (339 votes)

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Sorry, i'm milkin the cat right now, shouldn't take long, so i'll be back in a little.
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2.2/5 (179 votes)

Submitted by: Keisterbaby
Yeah, Its time for my daily Cock Pushups. For those of you who don't exactly know what a Cock Pushup is... It's when you friggin lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground over and over again... it really strengthens the weiner musclesPeace Im out
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3.1/5 (514 votes)

Submitted by: Rage in a Cage
Heres a lil song for yea ;)! Old Mcdonald sittin on bench picking his butt with a monkey wrench missed his butt and hit his balls peeded all over his overalls went to the creek to wash them off big fish came and bit them off went to the doctor an he said soory sir but your balls are dead. :D
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2.5/5 (355 votes)

Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife
Random Erection...Walking it off
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4.0/5 (753 votes)

Submitted by: spicrus69
Playing a game of "bad baby"....think about that one! :-)
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2.6/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
My name is Steve Stiffler and I have an 11 inch penis.....around. Think about it
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2.7/5 (218 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
If you think she's spunky, betta cover your monkey!
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2.8/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: babyboo21x



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