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Message: I'm prairie doggin' it. Be back in a few hours.
Submitted By: cwg53grimm

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I had a dream I was eating chocolate pudding then woke up with a spoon in my.......
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3.3/5 (416 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
What sexual position produces the ugliest children? ASK YOUR MOM!! haha //leave a message
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4.0/5 (1221 votes)

Submitted by: none
My teacher said "What's the most sexual thing on your body?" Your mom immedialtly yelled out "MY BOOBS!!!"
the teacher said "no it's your brain!"
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Stoopidguy343434
Peeing my name in the snow......
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3.2/5 (63 votes)

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Crap I farted again and I'll do it again!
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1.9/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: kristeb21
SORRY I SPRONG A LEEK ON YOUR BED
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2.5/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: JeremyFLowengard
Do you know what hershey's chocolate really is? well, it's poop from someone's butt!
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1.7/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: pinkladyjanerose
Hold on I got a boogie...
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2.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: boogieshutur
There was a old couple laying in bed ...the old man farts...then the lady said what was that he said fart football! so two mins later she blows a big one! they laugh ..like 5 mins later he farts, but just a little squeaker, ..then all of a suden the lady farts and poops in the bed and the man said ..what the hell was that..she said half time...switch sides!
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3.6/5 (159 votes)

Submitted by: u dont kno me
My mom always told me not to eat yellow snow...
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2.5/5 (66 votes)

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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
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4.1/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: Dulce Chica
Life is like throw up, it comes in many colors. Brown, green, and sometimes even red.
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1.9/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: ilikepuppies



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