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Category: Class
Message: The more you study, the more you learn.
The more you learn the more you know.
The more you know the more you forget.
The more you forget the less you know.
Submitted By: J0KR187

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Crap I farted again and I'll do it again!
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1.9/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: kristeb21
Hold on I got a boogie...
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2.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: boogieshutur
SORRY I SPRONG A LEEK ON YOUR BED
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2.5/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: JeremyFLowengard
Peeing my name in the snow......
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3.2/5 (63 votes)

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Life is like throw up, it comes in many colors. Brown, green, and sometimes even red.
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1.9/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: ilikepuppies
My mom always told me not to eat yellow snow...
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2.5/5 (66 votes)

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Eating...........my toenails
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1.9/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: thatsurfrguy145
My teacher said "What's the most sexual thing on your body?" Your mom immedialtly yelled out "MY BOOBS!!!"
the teacher said "no it's your brain!"
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Stoopidguy343434
Why is there string on the end of a tampon?.....to floss when you're done eating.
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2.9/5 (89 votes)

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Playing a game of "bad baby"....think about that one! :-)
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2.6/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Do you know what hershey's chocolate really is? well, it's poop from someone's butt!
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1.7/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: pinkladyjanerose
Doing my MANWHORE duties
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2.9/5 (146 votes)

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