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Category: Halloween
Message: I'm trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer;)
Submitted By: sk8terpunk1014

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If you think she's spunky, betta cover your monkey!
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2.8/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: babyboo21x
There was a old couple laying in bed ...the old man farts...then the lady said what was that he said fart football! so two mins later she blows a big one! they laugh ..like 5 mins later he farts, but just a little squeaker, ..then all of a suden the lady farts and poops in the bed and the man said ..what the hell was that..she said half time...switch sides!
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3.6/5 (159 votes)

Submitted by: u dont kno me
Condoms ~ they're the hula-hoops of the future
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2.9/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: Jack S
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
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4.1/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: Dulce Chica
Sorry, i'm milkin the cat right now, shouldn't take long, so i'll be back in a little.
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2.2/5 (179 votes)

Submitted by: Keisterbaby
I can't believe how hard it is. I just took it out of there...I didn't know its suppose to look like that...I thought boogers were suppose to be slimy!!!....HAHA
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2.2/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: Jennyfur18
I be 6U be 9Together we be 69I eat yours and you eat mineTogether we be just fine!
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2.6/5 (205 votes)

Submitted by: fOxYbLoNdE099 (im me now)
I shat myself.
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2.9/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: prg146
My name is Steve Stiffler and I have an 11 inch penis.....around. Think about it
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2.7/5 (218 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
The only reason that I sleep at night is becuase I look forward to morning wood.
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3.3/5 (249 votes)

Submitted by: Oldsk00l123
If I was a woman, every time I had to go to the gynecologist, Id fake an orgasm.
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3.5/5 (294 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
Hey I cannot talk now..im too busy pickin boogers out of my nose. It's actualy quite fun....you should try it sometime
O kool!! they stick to the wall!!!
brb
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2.4/5 (307 votes)

Submitted by: lil2stupid



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