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Message: I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some popcorn. When I got there decided to go see a movie....So Shh I'm watching the movie.
Submitted By: Ravenvixen89

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What sexual position produces the ugliest children? ASK YOUR MOM!! haha //leave a message
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4.0/5 (1220 votes)

Submitted by: none
Random Erection...Walking it off
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4.0/5 (753 votes)

Submitted by: spicrus69
I'm out... just like a piece of poo that comes out of my crack... eww
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1.2/5 (742 votes)

Submitted by: liltessier24
I'm out like a boner in sweatpants!
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3.8/5 (636 votes)

Submitted by: derrick67538
Yeah, Its time for my daily Cock Pushups. For those of you who don't exactly know what a Cock Pushup is... It's when you friggin lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground over and over again... it really strengthens the weiner musclesPeace Im out
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3.1/5 (514 votes)

Submitted by: Rage in a Cage
If I could be an instrument, I would be a french horn, so all the girls could blow me.....
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3.7/5 (430 votes)

Submitted by: still fly mbp
I had a dream I was eating chocolate pudding then woke up with a spoon in my.......
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3.3/5 (416 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Gone, like your moms virginity
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3.4/5 (416 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Deck the halls, bye bye great falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stiffler time baby!
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3.3/5 (408 votes)

Submitted by: AF6837
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
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3.4/5 (386 votes)

Submitted by: me
Heres a lil song for yea ;)! Old Mcdonald sittin on bench picking his butt with a monkey wrench missed his butt and hit his balls peeded all over his overalls went to the creek to wash them off big fish came and bit them off went to the doctor an he said soory sir but your balls are dead. :D
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2.5/5 (355 votes)

Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife
I'm having sex right now, I hope I never get back to you
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3.2/5 (345 votes)

Submitted by: the guy

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