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Message: Shinning star pass me by, in the corner of my eye, I look around to see more, of course they are all gone for me not to see. I shall walk away til' another time.....
Submitted By: Demonkat14

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There was a old couple laying in bed ...the old man farts...then the lady said what was that he said fart football! so two mins later she blows a big one! they laugh ..like 5 mins later he farts, but just a little squeaker, ..then all of a suden the lady farts and poops in the bed and the man said ..what the hell was that..she said half time...switch sides!
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3.6/5 (159 votes)

Submitted by: u dont kno me
If you think she's spunky, betta cover your monkey!
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2.8/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: babyboo21x
Doing my MANWHORE duties
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2.9/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: erick4789234789237
Do you know what hershey's chocolate really is? well, it's poop from someone's butt!
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1.7/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: pinkladyjanerose
Playing a game of "bad baby"....think about that one! :-)
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2.6/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Why is there string on the end of a tampon?.....to floss when you're done eating.
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2.9/5 (89 votes)

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My teacher said "What's the most sexual thing on your body?" Your mom immedialtly yelled out "MY BOOBS!!!"
the teacher said "no it's your brain!"
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Stoopidguy343434
Eating...........my toenails
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1.9/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: thatsurfrguy145
My mom always told me not to eat yellow snow...
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2.5/5 (66 votes)

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Life is like throw up, it comes in many colors. Brown, green, and sometimes even red.
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1.9/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: ilikepuppies
Peeing my name in the snow......
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3.2/5 (63 votes)

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SORRY I SPRONG A LEEK ON YOUR BED
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2.5/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: JeremyFLowengard



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