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Message: This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
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Halloween is really about letting the ugly people feel like they fit in for one of the 365 days of the year! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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4.0/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: Jeebusllama
How do we know Halloween pumpkins are male? Their heads are empty, they have mush for brains, and after a few days they start to smell funny!!
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3.8/5 (330 votes)

Submitted by: Rachy3348
Trick~or~Treat, smell my feet, leave a message at the beep...
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3.7/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: EK9192
I'm trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer;)
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3.6/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: sk8terpunk1014
My parents will not let me go trick or treating this year, so I'm outside scaring little kids to make them drop there bags of candy ... mwah ha ha ha ... and if your here when I get back I may share my candy with you!!!
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3.6/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: pepsigurl022
Halloween costume-$20 Red Contacts-$15 The look of fear and impending doom on your party guest's faces when they realize that you REALLY are the devil and you WILL take their souls... PRICELESS
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3.5/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: PaNtHeRcHiCk
Halloween
1. It's a way for kids to get free candy so they can stay up all night and annoy the crap out of thier parents.
2.It's an excuss for for adults to scare the crap out of kids.
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3.5/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: wedwigzgrl
Question: Why can't boy ghosts have babies?? Answer: Because they have hollow weenies!!
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3.4/5 (141 votes)

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Halloween, Helping Freaks Out Of The Closet Since 1313!
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3.4/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: Peircingsrfun
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Out being a ghost.
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3.3/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: steamers
1,2 Freddy's coming for you
3,4 Shut the door
5,6 Grab your crucifix
7,8 Stay up late
9,10 Never sleep again
Have A Horror-filled Halloween!! ;-)
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3.3/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: blondie
Twas Halloween night and all through the towns, children were dressing as dragons and clowns. Horsemen were searching around for their heads, while monsters and goblins would hide beneath beds. But I, in the midst, was flustered with fright, Unable to find a soul I knew in sight. When what to my wondering eyes did I see? But an Indian, saloon girl, a ladybug and me!
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3.2/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: cukrittie

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