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Halloween Away Messages

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Ring around the roses, Priests and boys and Village people, Halloween is a gay ole time, What are you going be this year.
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0.7/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: sophie
AHHHHHHHH!!! Oh my Gosh!!! EKKK! Going to a haunted house. leave a message and I will get back to you
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1.2/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: StarCabdy110
Gone to eat rat tails and goat blood....MMMMM mighty tasty! Anyway, be back when i'm done.
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1.7/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: SugarLover
BRB goulz n guyz, I'm at my local graveyard helping the dead roam the earth! Happy Halloween!
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1.8/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: roxygurlie18241
HEY! I'm giving candy to the cute little trick-or-treaters... I didn't mean to scare them... I swear...
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2.0/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: LIL14U
So you ring my doorbell thinking I'm going to give you candy?? Well, I have some candy right here, and IT'S ALL FOR ME!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
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2.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: PartyTime101
I'm away poisoning candy right now, ttul8r when I'm finished.
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2.2/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Jon
I'm away carving my face on a pumpkin, brb.
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2.2/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: CRAZYKID
I'm busy counting the seeds in my pumpkins.
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2.2/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: softballplayr900
Trick*or*treat
smell my feet
don't count on me giving you something to eat!!!!!
Happy Halloween!!!! <(**)>
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2.2/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: babijewel821
I'm away from my computer right now, getting ready for Halloween. Naw wait, all I gotta do is get outta the shower and put on my clothes. Then I'm ready to scare lil kids outta thier minds!!! :-) HaPPy HaLLoWeeN!!
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2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: BHSGoth2007
The door is a ringin and the kids are yell'n, be back when I'm done givin the lil s**ts their candy!! :>
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2.3/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: bballr4l1fe

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