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Hanukkah Away Messages

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It's Hanukkah....u know what that means! RIGHT?? it means family,(Presents), Celebration, (Presents), Love, (Presents), Sharing,(Presents) and lastly.....PRESENTS!!!!!
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Submitted by: shortsweetncute8
Lighting the Menorah ... bbl
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Chanukah chanukah festivel of lights,
Celebrate the story of the secret oil that lasted 8 long nights,
Chanukah chanukah now the time is here,
Spin the dreidel
dance the hora
Chanukah is here.
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Submitted by: *~*Jen*~*
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
'cause there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lekeesh..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the f**k is up
With lighting all these f**king Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I'd be merry, but i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
'Cause this is the one month that you should be glad..
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breath his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..
It'd a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
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Submitted by: FrOm KoRn
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. And when you're dry and ready, oh dreidel I shall play. Hay
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Submitted by: slimjim857
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm eating Shabbat Dinner, 'Cause I'm a Jew!
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O menorah, o menorah why are you so shiny? I tried to get closer, but then I burned my hiny! O menorah, O menorah, wont your flames please stand still? Well, my buttt is burning so here is my will! Happy Hanukkah!
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Submitted by: lallthehobo
I am telling you something you probably never knew! I am finally telling you, I am a JEW! Happy Hanukkah!
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Submitted by: judycutie
Chanukah O Chanukah come light the menorah. Lets have a party we'll all dance the hora. Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat. Dreidles to play with and latkas to eat. And while we are playing, the candles are buring low. One for each night to remind us of days long ago. One for each night to remind us of days long ago. Happy Chanukah ya'll
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Submitted by: spongebobatswms
ALL I WANT FOR HANUKKAH IS YOU!!!!!!! Not really, actually I want this really cool lip gloss ....but um..ya, you're o.k. too.
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Submitted by: baByDoll16124
Happy hanukkah! Even though I am not a jew, but I celebrate it 'cause I want ta you hoo
Happy Hanukkah!!
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Submitted by: LiLd3vil502
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Yes I celebrate Hanukkah . . .
Why don't you?
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Submitted by: Jew Dude



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