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Message: It's funny when you ment the world to me
I ment nothing to you
And now when I mean everything to you
You mean nothing to me.
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Hanukkah Away Messages

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Hanukkah ROCKS! What other time of the year do little children get to use candles and people eat pancakes for dinner?!
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3.4/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: dangimhot48
Happy chrismahanukwanzakah!
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3.6/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: sky
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Your just jealous,
'Cause your not a Jew..
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3.2/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: sHELL YES 92
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm eating Shabbat Dinner, 'Cause I'm a Jew!
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2.8/5 (14 votes)

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Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I celebrate Hanukkah
'Cause...I'M A JEW
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4.0/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: jenn4u
Ya know ... We have all seen reindeer fly, but have you ever seen a yarmulke fly?
Think about it ......
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2.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
Drinking my gin and tonica and smoking marijuanica!!! I'll get back to ya as soon as I'm in any shape to do so :-P
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2.2/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Someone
ALL I WANT FOR HANUKKAH IS YOU!!!!!!! Not really, actually I want this really cool lip gloss ....but um..ya, you're o.k. too.
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2.6/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: baByDoll16124
Christmas is one day, same day every year: December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to movies and out for Chinese food, and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It starts
the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from either the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher, or the local Memorial Chapel or other Jewish funeral home.
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2.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Torahgurl528
Chanukah O Chanukah come light the menorah. Lets have a party we'll all dance the hora. Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat. Dreidles to play with and latkas to eat. And while we are playing, the candles are buring low. One for each night to remind us of days long ago. One for each night to remind us of days long ago. Happy Chanukah ya'll
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2.6/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: spongebobatswms
Someone gave me a Christmas ornament and I'm still trying to figure out where on the menorah it's supposed to go. Happy Hanukkah!
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3.3/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies85
It's Hanukkah....u know what that means! RIGHT?? it means family,(Presents), Celebration, (Presents), Love, (Presents), Sharing,(Presents) and lastly.....PRESENTS!!!!!
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2.9/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: shortsweetncute8



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