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Category: Religious
Message: At church, maybe where you should be ya think?
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Hanukkah Away Messages

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Hanukkah! What a wonderful phrase! Hanukkah! Ain't no passing craze! It means lots of presents, for a whole eight days! It's our problem free, philosophy! Happy Hanukkah!
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Submitted by: hirschybar02
Do not talk to me I am listening to the Hanukkah song! (Adam Sandler)
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You know what I love? When people send me Christmas cards knowing very well that I'm Jewish. You know what I've started doing? Sending them all Hannukah cards. ::evin grin::
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Submitted by: Jewy
So...you're telling me you guys get presents for 8 days. Hmmm...interesting. Where in the hell do you find room under your tree for all of those? :)
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2.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: Caneily
Put on your yarmulke, Bill wants Monica! Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi_Candi
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. And when you're dry and ready, oh dreidel I shall play. Hay
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2.8/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: slimjim857
Lighting the candles! *lights self on fire* well so much for the 8th candle I gatta run!
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1.9/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: me
Lighting the Menorah ... bbl
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2.9/5 (23 votes)

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For years Jewish kids have tried to convince other kids that Hanukkah is just like Christmas but for 8 nights....no one buys it.
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2.4/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: thegoodbyestare
%n wont you be my dreidal :) I wish you all the krispy creme donuts, chocolate coins and latkes this Hanukkah :)
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: thalittleon03
Put on your yarmulke its time for Hunnakah!!
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1.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: star gal
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 candles of Hanukah in 8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 I'll be back **happy hanukah**
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2.1/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: gymblinknastics



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