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Category: Finals
Message: It has commenced...finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while (insert school name here) has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. In coming days it is likely to see a plethora of unpleasant faces staring into an oblivion that can only be experienced by the (insert school name here) society. The underlying prolifigacy in which this institution so loves to put forth has taken a toll on our already feeble carcasses, in result of consuming repulsive dining hall rations. The possibility of survival is a distant notion...God help us all...
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Hanukkah Away Messages

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Save the trees, celebrate Hanukkah.
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3.7/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: moviestar2oo7
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 candles of Hanukah in 8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 I'll be back **happy hanukah**
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2.1/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: gymblinknastics
Put on your yarmulke its time for Hunnakah!!
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1.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: star gal
%n wont you be my dreidal :) I wish you all the krispy creme donuts, chocolate coins and latkes this Hanukkah :)
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: thalittleon03
For years Jewish kids have tried to convince other kids that Hanukkah is just like Christmas but for 8 nights....no one buys it.
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2.4/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: thegoodbyestare
Lighting the candles! *lights self on fire* well so much for the 8th candle I gatta run!
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1.9/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: me
Lighting the Menorah ... bbl
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2.9/5 (23 votes)

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Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. And when you're dry and ready, oh dreidel I shall play. Hay
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2.8/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: slimjim857
Put on your yarmulke, Bill wants Monica! Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi_Candi
So...you're telling me you guys get presents for 8 days. Hmmm...interesting. Where in the hell do you find room under your tree for all of those? :)
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2.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: Caneily
You know what I love? When people send me Christmas cards knowing very well that I'm Jewish. You know what I've started doing? Sending them all Hannukah cards. ::evin grin::
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3.5/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: Jewy
Do not talk to me I am listening to the Hanukkah song! (Adam Sandler)
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2.2/5 (25 votes)

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