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Message: A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong...she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I'm sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says...that was my sister...her mom just died too!
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Hanukkah o hanukkah come light the menorah, six pack of beer, and we'll all have a hora!
Happy Hanukkah!!!
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2.0/5 (6 votes)

Submitted by: imkanner1010
Oh Hanukkah tree! oh Hanukkah tree! 0oh how you shine soo bright!! oh yeah im soo good!!
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1.9/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: booger
Happy hanukkah! Even though I am not a jew, but I celebrate it 'cause I want ta you hoo
Happy Hanukkah!!
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: LiLd3vil502
Im with the j.c. (jew crew)
haha brb!!!
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2.4/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: yayayayaya
O menorah, o menorah why are you so shiny? I tried to get closer, but then I burned my hiny! O menorah, O menorah, wont your flames please stand still? Well, my buttt is burning so here is my will! Happy Hanukkah!
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2.8/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: lallthehobo
Chanukah chanukah festivel of lights,
Celebrate the story of the secret oil that lasted 8 long nights,
Chanukah chanukah now the time is here,
Spin the dreidel
dance the hora
Chanukah is here.
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2.9/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: *~*Jen*~*
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 candles of Hanukah in 8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 I'll be back **happy hanukah**
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2.1/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: gymblinknastics
Put on your yarmulke, Bill wants Monica! Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi_Candi
%n wont you be my dreidal :) I wish you all the krispy creme donuts, chocolate coins and latkes this Hanukkah :)
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1.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: thalittleon03
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm eating Shabbat Dinner, 'Cause I'm a Jew!
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2.8/5 (14 votes)

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Yes I celebrate Hanukkah . . .
Why don't you?
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2.5/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Jew Dude
Ya know ... We have all seen reindeer fly, but have you ever seen a yarmulke fly?
Think about it ......
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2.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty

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