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Message: Every girls prince will come one day! Mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stuburn to ask for directions!~!~!
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Hanukkah Away Messages

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Lighting the Menorah ... bbl
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2.9/5 (23 votes)

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Happy chrismahanukwanzakah!
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3.6/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: sky
So...you're telling me you guys get presents for 8 days. Hmmm...interesting. Where in the hell do you find room under your tree for all of those? :)
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Submitted by: Caneily
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. And when you're dry and ready, oh dreidel I shall play. Hay
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2.8/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: slimjim857
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for chanukah
It's not pronounced ch-nakah
The c is silent in chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy chanukah.
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3.0/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: *~*Jen*~*
Do not talk to me I am listening to the Hanukkah song! (Adam Sandler)
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2.2/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: none
ALL I WANT FOR HANUKKAH IS YOU!!!!!!! Not really, actually I want this really cool lip gloss ....but um..ya, you're o.k. too.
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2.6/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: baByDoll16124
Hanukkah! What a wonderful phrase! Hanukkah! Ain't no passing craze! It means lots of presents, for a whole eight days! It's our problem free, philosophy! Happy Hanukkah!
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Submitted by: hirschybar02
You know what I love? When people send me Christmas cards knowing very well that I'm Jewish. You know what I've started doing? Sending them all Hannukah cards. ::evin grin::
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3.5/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: Jewy
Christmas is one day, same day every year: December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to movies and out for Chinese food, and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It starts
the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from either the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher, or the local Memorial Chapel or other Jewish funeral home.
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2.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Torahgurl528
Someone gave me a Christmas ornament and I'm still trying to figure out where on the menorah it's supposed to go. Happy Hanukkah!
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Submitted by: Tigerlillies85
Save the trees, celebrate Hanukkah.
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3.7/5 (76 votes)

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