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Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I celebrate Hanukkah
'Cause...I'M A JEW
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Submitted by: jenn4u |
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Save the trees, celebrate Hanukkah.
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Submitted by: moviestar2oo7 |
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Someone gave me a Christmas ornament and I'm still trying to figure out where on the menorah it's supposed to go. Happy Hanukkah!
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Submitted by: Tigerlillies85 |
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Christmas is one day, same day every year: December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to movies and out for Chinese food, and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It starts
the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from either the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher, or the local Memorial Chapel or other Jewish funeral home.
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Submitted by: Torahgurl528 |
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You know what I love? When people send me Christmas cards knowing very well that I'm Jewish. You know what I've started doing? Sending them all Hannukah cards. ::evin grin::
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Submitted by: Jewy |
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Hanukkah! What a wonderful phrase! Hanukkah! Ain't no passing craze! It means lots of presents, for a whole eight days! It's our problem free, philosophy! Happy Hanukkah!
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Submitted by: hirschybar02 |
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ALL I WANT FOR HANUKKAH IS YOU!!!!!!! Not really, actually I want this really cool lip gloss ....but um..ya, you're o.k. too.
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Submitted by: baByDoll16124 |
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Do not talk to me I am listening to the Hanukkah song! (Adam Sandler)
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Submitted by: none |
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So...you're telling me you guys get presents for 8 days. Hmmm...interesting. Where in the hell do you find room under your tree for all of those? :)
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Submitted by: Caneily |
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Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. And when you're dry and ready, oh dreidel I shall play. Hay
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Submitted by: slimjim857 |
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Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for chanukah
It's not pronounced ch-nakah
The c is silent in chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy chanukah.
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Submitted by: *~*Jen*~* |
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Chanukah O Chanukah come light the menorah. Lets have a party we'll all dance the hora. Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat. Dreidles to play with and latkas to eat. And while we are playing, the candles are buring low. One for each night to remind us of days long ago. One for each night to remind us of days long ago. Happy Chanukah ya'll
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Submitted by: spongebobatswms |
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