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Message: "Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having fun, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List [whichever is faster]. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to [borderline stalking]. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change."
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Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? -Ron
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Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? -Arthur Weasley
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It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. -Dumbledore
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"Why be afraid of You-Know-Who?
You should be afraid of You-Know-Poo
the constipation sensation thats sweeping the nation"- Fred and George Weasley..book #6
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Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt. -Fred Weasley
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I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. -Harry Potter
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It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live... -Dumbledore
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The tail I can live with. But the fleas... They murder. -Sirius Black
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Dobby is very sorry, Dobby had to iron his hands... -Dobby
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You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you! -Sirius Black
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Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time. -Professor McGonagall
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Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car. -Harry Potter
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