AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Thanksgiving
Message: He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
Submitted By: hiperactivachica

Search

Homework Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
A couple of days ago I sent a bunch of monkeys to go to school for me and all I got back were pages of scribbles so I have to spend a few hours doing homework. Talk to you later!
  • Currently 2.71/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: gigglesjus4u
Hey %n I'm getting intimate with my homework, Wanna join? Because I really want %n to join!
  • Currently 2.70/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: Swtbaybej
My dog ate my homework so I have to do it over.
  • Currently 2.66/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: chikakraze8
As you can see i'm doing some science homework right now, , according to my calculations the density of the chemical that is m ixed and combined with the object will be. . oops got a lil carried away, leave a message. l8r
  • Currently 2.67/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Soulja323
Workin hard on homework...or am I hardly working on homework?
  • Currently 2.64/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.6/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: cantstopthisgirl
Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm hut'in wabbits...or doing homework
  • Currently 2.54/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: Candee0220
How fun is homework? Ask me, I'm doing some!! Actually, don't ask me, because that would defeat the whole purpose of this away message.. but yeah.. u get the point!
  • Currently 2.52/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SweetLilThang385
I'm doin this thing called homework now..if your readin this and not doing homework...let's not go there
  • Currently 2.50/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
I am aktuale trieeng ta git meself en egimacation so leev a mesig or cal me??.,,,
  • Currently 2.54/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: mammerlou2
I'm making love....to the books! I'll be back!
  • Currently 2.38/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Meatsauce
Paper: I've been sweating over a hot keyboard for hours!
  • Currently 2.42/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: Aspaz00
Mark this moment! it is %t on %d... you have caught me doing hw for the first time in 10 years! consider yourself lucky!
  • Currently 2.29/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.3/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: SwtAngelFire1207

« Previous 1 2 3 4  6 Next » 
« Home


©2002-2019 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)