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Category: Statistics
Message: EVERYDAY
1,377 Teenagers Become Mothers.
1,106 Teenage Girls Get An Abortion.
500 Adolescents Begin Using Drugs
4,219 Teenagers GetA Sexually Transmitted Disease.
1,000 Adolescents Begin Drinking Alcohol.
3,610 Teens Are Assaulted & 80 Are Raped.
2,861 Teens Drop Out Of School.
420 Children Are Arrested For Drug Abuse.
5,388 Youths Are Arrested.
6 Teens Commit Suicide.
--DON'T BE ANOTHER STATISTIC
Submitted By: yeahman232

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Homework: /hōm'wrk'/ (n.) A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, bull crap, mean, and devil-like)
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4.7/5 (706 votes)

Submitted by: cfsoccer34
I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
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4.1/5 (2920 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990
I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh lookie a cookie.
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4.1/5 (828 votes)

Submitted by: Jessika
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
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3.9/5 (1352 votes)

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Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
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3.9/5 (1497 votes)

Submitted by: lil sio
Homework is spelled out in 8 letters, so is bullsh*t
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3.9/5 (1008 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Procrastination is like masterbation, in the end your only screwing yourself.
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3.8/5 (219 votes)

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I'm thinking... This may take awhile
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3.7/5 (503 votes)

Submitted by: Jo2hLyleLP
Studying is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts....i'm learning how to corrupt.
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3.7/5 (463 votes)

Submitted by: sunnybunny
I can't believe it...I have actually left my computer to do my homework! What kind of corrupt world is this?!?! But, if you take pity on me, then call me, because I can always use a good distraction!
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3.7/5 (372 votes)

Submitted by: AnythingButOrdinary
.. Let's just say if homework was a choice I wouldn't have this away message.. ;)
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3.6/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: EmilyK41290

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