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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
Submitted By: chicken and rice

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Hey %n I'm getting intimate with my homework, Wanna join? Because I really want %n to join!
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2.7/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: Swtbaybej
Paper: I've been sweating over a hot keyboard for hours!
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2.4/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: Aspaz00
I'm doin this thing called homework now..if your readin this and not doing homework...let's not go there
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2.5/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
Hmmm... school.... actually doing stuff related to that... pursuit of higher education
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2.8/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: diaphanous
to fail, or not to fail, that is the question...so...U guessed I'm STUDYING! leave some love!
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2.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: boomermarie87
As you can see i'm doing some science homework right now, , according to my calculations the density of the chemical that is m ixed and combined with the object will be. . oops got a lil carried away, leave a message. l8r
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Soulja323
Teachers complain when you don't get your homework wouldn't you think they would stop giving it out?! If ya agree stay online please I may need some help...and I don't mean with my homework!
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2.9/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife
The School Day is over but i feel like I'm still there Leave a message and i will get back to you!
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3.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: DarkPortalKing92
My dog ate my homework so I have to do it over.
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2.7/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: chikakraze8
homework...homework... homework... I can't have a life, I have homework!
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3.0/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: munkigurl22
Mark this moment! it is %t on %d... you have caught me doing hw for the first time in 10 years! consider yourself lucky!
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2.3/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: SwtAngelFire1207
English Paper...If im not back by [year of graduation], call me for graduation. *~Thanks*~
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3.0/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: ErinD

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