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Category: Drinking
Message: Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Submitted By: IndigoFlo

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This is not an away message
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2.7/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: G$G $hortie
I'm not just gone! I'm not here!
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2.1/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: pinkpanther
Idle = shutup, I'm not here... :-p
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: So Ed Said
I'm idle....Are you?
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2.4/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: glowyangel19
Welcom to American Idle!!!!
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2.6/5 (325 votes)

Submitted by: hot82qt99boot
*Bangs head against keyboard*
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2.8/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: MichaelaLai
You all love me... that's why I'm an idle idol. ;)
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1.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: *º¤·mE·¤º*
I am idle.... enough said
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2.2/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: hunter lover
I'm away from my computer right now...no crap Einstien!!!
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2.0/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: spongebobrox9898
Okay...I failed vocab, so what does idle mean?!?!?! Idle.....um....uh.....I'll get back to you on that
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2.7/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: princesstaytay89
Hello
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM IN IDLE RIGHT NOW?????
HOW COME YOU NEVER TALK TO ME WHEN I'm NOT IN IDLE
It just so happens you wait all day just for me to go in idle then you talk to me... GRRRRRR what is the matter with you?
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3.3/5 (163 votes)

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Im idle...which means that you need to go away...why are you still reading this!
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2.0/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: GeminiAngel6890

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