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Message: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.
Submitted By: kaylamarie23

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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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4.3/5 (1119 votes)

Submitted by: Abbie
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
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4.1/5 (2096 votes)

Submitted by: I LOVE CHARLIE AUSTIN
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
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4.1/5 (1909 votes)

Submitted by: whitfly87
Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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4.0/5 (1862 votes)

Submitted by: Tempted4u12
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
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4.0/5 (1584 votes)

Submitted by: SaRaHbEaRa
mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
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4.0/5 (917 votes)

Submitted by: livetoraceimport
There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
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4.0/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: shortygirl163
MoM Said Not to talk to ugly people so bye bye :)
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3.9/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: kelli
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: CoverGirl257
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
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3.9/5 (967 votes)

Submitted by: legolaseaa
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
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3.9/5 (1202 votes)

Submitted by: RogRog04
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
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3.9/5 (646 votes)

Submitted by: Drpeppergulpper

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