AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Useless
Message: You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later?.
Submitted By: Person

Search

Insult Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
It's ok %n, half the world is below average too. Your not the only one!
  • Currently 2.54/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: 987
I always thought the barney song was dumb then I met %n and the song was true.
  • Currently 2.40/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: qt
I know that you want to talk to me, because I am such a nice, loving, and caring guy, but I'm not around right now so quit TRYING to IM me. I am sick of this crap. You think that I am available to assist you with all of your problems, but let me tell you the truth...there is no help, no help for any of you...
  • Currently 2.41/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: dan9huis
Go find a straw %n cuz you suck!
  • Currently 2.36/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: 
I have nothing against you, I am just trying to ignore you.
  • Currently 2.44/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: pugzsbestfriend
Computer broken-watch for finger
  • Currently 2.42/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Can you do me a favor and try not to be imature when you talk to me? Thanks!
  • Currently 2.43/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: Strawberry8613
I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for you to get offline.
  • Currently 2.28/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: 
Everyone has the right to be an A$$Hole, but just abuses the privlage!
  • Currently 2.29/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: molly9589
I'm away from my computer right now because I'm pondering how %n can be so stupid.
  • Currently 2.31/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.3/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Islandersfan079
Roses are red Violets are blue, im too cute to talk to you so leave me a message xoxo
  • Currently 2.26/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.3/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: renee
Skank of the weel: %n
  • Currently 2.27/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: GOD

« Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  11 12 13 Next » 
« Home


©2002-2020 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)