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Category: Valentines
Message: What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
Submitted By: Jumpball767

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Stop askin me to make out with u %n... I WONT!
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A millennium is 1000 years. Thats how long I don't want to talk to you.
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You must be pretty stupid to IM when you know I have an away message on....
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Submitted by: smileyangel
Waiting for someone special to get on and it ain't you %n, so go away buh bye
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Submitted by: Grace
I have some questions for you!!Why do you like TV?Why are you annoying me?Why don't you have anything better to do?Why are you messing w/ me?Why am I asking these useless questions?Why am I gone??I dunnno so stop YELLING AT ME!!!!
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Submitted by: blondie momento
Yo mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, 'Which one?'
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Submitted by: yo momma
Did you know that Beaverrs are mammals, and therefore have placental glands that produce milk? Go start a Beaver Beverage Company. I'll be here waiting to ignore you some more.
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2.1/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Porkupine 182
Sorry, I am not currently accepting messages from a person like right now.
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Im not here right now...actually I am but I wish I wasn't because I have a camera that can see whoever is IM'ing me and if you just IM'd me then obviously your ugly....
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: liltessier24
If I'm not available it probably means I dont want to speak to you.
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

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