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Category: Drinking
Message: Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
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Submitted by: Buford
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
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3.5/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: Cheergrl0525
If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
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3.5/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: Grace*
I'm obviously doing something more important than talking to you.
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I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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3.4/5 (56 votes)

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The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was %n...
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3.4/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: wew
I am staring at the computer screen waiting for somthing important to happen...wait! Oh no...it's just you.
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3.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: cantgetme88
My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
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3.4/5 (133 votes)

Submitted by: XoXToBeYXoX
I have betta thangs to do than talk to u like spinning around in my computer chair!!
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3.4/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: hevanlygal99
I'll be right back. I'm saving the world... from people like YOU.
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3.4/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: spoiled4u8705
I'm outside making a snowman, ok it's not snowing.. ever consider I just didnt wanna talk to you! Take a hint!
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3.4/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: V
If you didnt have feet you wouldn;t wear shoes, right? If you didnt have a head you wouldn't wear a hat, right? If you didnt have hands you wouldn't wear gloves, right?? Well then why do you wear a bra?!?!?!?
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3.4/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: dancinbabe12493

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