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Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
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Submitted by: Buford |
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Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
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Submitted by: Cheergrl0525 |
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If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
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3.5/5 (91 votes)
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Submitted by: Grace* |
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I'm obviously doing something more important than talking to you.
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3.4/5 (104 votes)
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I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was %n...
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Submitted by: wew |
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I am staring at the computer screen waiting for somthing important to happen...wait! Oh no...it's just you.
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3.4/5 (77 votes)
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Submitted by: cantgetme88 |
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My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
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Submitted by: XoXToBeYXoX |
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I have betta thangs to do than talk to u like spinning around in my computer chair!!
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3.4/5 (59 votes)
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Submitted by: hevanlygal99 |
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I'll be right back. I'm saving the world... from people like YOU.
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3.4/5 (49 votes)
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Submitted by: spoiled4u8705 |
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I'm outside making a snowman, ok it's not snowing.. ever consider I just didnt wanna talk to you! Take a hint!
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3.4/5 (78 votes)
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Submitted by: V |
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If you didnt have feet you wouldn;t wear shoes, right? If you didnt have a head you wouldn't wear a hat, right? If you didnt have hands you wouldn't wear gloves, right?? Well then why do you wear a bra?!?!?!?
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Submitted by: dancinbabe12493 |
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