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Message: I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now.
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You supercilious insignificant piece of mortal inconvenience. If you insinuate that I pervaricate I shall find it painfully nescessary to horizontalize your perpendicularity.
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3.3/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: jediwiz14
Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
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3.2/5 (86 votes)

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Hey, there's something weird on my computer, oh it's your face.
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3.2/5 (73 votes)

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Why are you IMing me if my away message is on? You know I'm obviously not here at the moment. I mean really, we all have the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilage.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: RRuler2002
You have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont you take a day off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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3.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Hellschilddemon
The world isn't big enough for the two of us %n, so please go jump off a bridge.
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3.2/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: bballbabe0173
I'm in a good mood right now, don't ruin it by IM'ing me.
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3.1/5 (51 votes)

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You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
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3.1/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: materialgirl011
Hey I'm gone but if its %n tell your mom that she forgot her thong!
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3.1/5 (149 votes)

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It's my party and I will cry if I want to... you can cry to cause you weren't Invited!
  • Currently 3.06/5
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3.1/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: GodsLuckyOne
HEY!! Don't tell %n but I'm avoiding them with this away message..THANKS!!
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3.1/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: BlondiBch
Sorry I am not here right now because no one is on...sorry %n...you must be no one.
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3.1/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: xKizZin KutiEx4

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