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Message: Walking a thousand FRICKIN miles....
So I can just see you :-D leave a message.
Submitted By: dealo 7246

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Roses are red, vilolets a blue, god made me hot, what the hell happened to you!?
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3.1/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: xp0pularx
Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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3.1/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: lisa
Hey, I am sitting in my chair starring at the wall. It gets boring after a while. But it is much better then talking to you!
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: klb0808
I hope fleas of a thousand camels come and infest your armpits while I'm gone.
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3.0/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
When I was little I was niceWhen I was little I was politeWhen I was little I never left anyone waiting..When I was little I thought you looked hott...WHAT HAPPPENED? EVERYTHING CHANGED!!!!!
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3.0/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: blondie momento
Why am I away? Im not really away, im just prentending to be away because I don't want you to annoy me!
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3.0/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: devilcutie4110
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. *kisses*
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2.9/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Geminichic023
If I wanted to talk to you %n, I would be here wouldnt I?
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2.9/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Razzmitazz08
People like you are the reason I'm not here. So Bye
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2.9/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: Danen
Hey I'm screening my messages making sure no losers IM me. If I don't answer you, you're it. Congratulations if so; it's hard to get on that list.
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2.9/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876
My mom said not to talk to strangers..so in that case, I dont know you.
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2.9/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Ravechick6007
You know how they say opposites attract? Not in this case: Me = 100% beauty! You = way beyond ugly! So don't IM me, because I'm sitting at the computer now cracking up thinking about your face!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeLfAcE9438821

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