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Message: I'm away drowning my fish...I'll be back when I'm done.
Submitted By: Confuzzed Voices

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OMG!!! Something really bad has happened! %n IMed me help me!!!!
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1.6/5 (179 votes)

Submitted by: SexyPrincez
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, how stupid are you?
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1.6/5 (251 votes)

Submitted by: QWBootie
  o o o
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Hey look.. Im running away from %n!
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1.7/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Trash Man Ernie
If your head wasn't attached to your body you'd probably missplace it.
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1.8/5 (160 votes)

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If my ass was as big as urs I wouldnt have to have aol you could write everything on my ass!!!!:-D
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1.8/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: village idiot
Hi, you have reached the _____ residance at AIM..I'm not here right now so if you could not leave me a message it would be great! after all..this isn't a message machine! ...stupid!
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1.9/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: Punkette7Ray
Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack . Come on. Come on, good boy. That a good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer...WHOA TO CLOSE TO CLOSE!!!! damn I knew you liked me but damn!!
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1.9/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
Sorry, I am not currently accepting messages from a person like right now.
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2.0/5 (44 votes)

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Im not here right now...actually I am but I wish I wasn't because I have a camera that can see whoever is IM'ing me and if you just IM'd me then obviously your ugly....
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: liltessier24
If I'm not available it probably means I dont want to speak to you.
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: blueiz098
I'm not talking to you so don't send me an IM. And if you do... I will tell you what the voices in my head think of you..No wait I won't...because I'm a Christian woman!!!
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2.0/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Pojochick07
Hey, do you have a band aid and an extra brain? I scraped my knee when I saw how stupid you are for IMing me!
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2.0/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: QWBootie

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