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Message: Hey. I'm not here cuz I'm listening to something better than you.
Submitted By: gingerandtony1

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Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
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3.5/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: Cheergrl0525
If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
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3.5/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: Grace*
Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
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3.6/5 (293 votes)

Submitted by: lilhipchick86
When I saw you came on, I knew I had to leave - I'll be back when your gone!
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3.6/5 (229 votes)

Submitted by: UvulaJoe87
Hey %n, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work?
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3.6/5 (200 votes)

Submitted by: TrackStar2829
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
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3.6/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: crazybeautiful4real
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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3.6/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
Oh dear! Looks like %n fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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3.6/5 (210 votes)

Submitted by: homeslice61988
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
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3.6/5 (307 votes)

Submitted by: Cutelilme
Hey %n!I would talk to you, but my mom said not to talk to people who don't have lives. She said they have a bad influence on me. My most sincere apologies.
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3.6/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: TheOriginalRoxyGirl
Hey %n !!! What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
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3.6/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: MyNewWorld07
I'm sorry %n. Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
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3.6/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: person1

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