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Message: A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about to minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
Submitted By: hufflehaire

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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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Submitted by: Abbie
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
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Submitted by: I LOVE CHARLIE AUSTIN
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
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Submitted by: whitfly87
Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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4.0/5 (1862 votes)

Submitted by: Tempted4u12
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
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4.0/5 (1584 votes)

Submitted by: SaRaHbEaRa
mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
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4.0/5 (917 votes)

Submitted by: livetoraceimport
There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
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4.0/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: shortygirl163
MoM Said Not to talk to ugly people so bye bye :)
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3.9/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: kelli
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: CoverGirl257
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
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3.9/5 (967 votes)

Submitted by: legolaseaa
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
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3.9/5 (1202 votes)

Submitted by: RogRog04
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
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3.9/5 (646 votes)

Submitted by: Drpeppergulpper

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