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Message: "True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
-La Rochefoucauld
Submitted By: brittneyasmith

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When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom! leave a message
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3.3/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Computer broken-watch for finger
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2.4/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
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3.6/5 (293 votes)

Submitted by: lilhipchick86
Did you ride the big bus or the little bus to school today?
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2.5/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: stinky
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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3.8/5 (446 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
You dont know me, you just wish you did.
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3.5/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
I hope fleas of a thousand camels come and infest your armpits while I'm gone.
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3.0/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
They are gonna have to rename the birds and the bees to, Me and your Mom. :-D
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2.6/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Splisks
Hey I'm gone but if its %n tell your mom that she forgot her thong!
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3.1/5 (149 votes)

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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I wish I were you so I could be with me.
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2.7/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: BluesCluesGrl362
Skank of the weel: %n
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2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: GOD

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