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Hey do you wanna play a game? It's called follow the leader. Do what I do and put your away message up, so I can come back on while you're gone!
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Submitted by: willnevertell |
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How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
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Submitted by: Z |
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If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
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4.0/5 (1584 votes)
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Submitted by: SaRaHbEaRa |
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When I was little I was niceWhen I was little I was politeWhen I was little I never left anyone waiting..When I was little I thought you looked hott...WHAT HAPPPENED? EVERYTHING CHANGED!!!!!
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3.0/5 (80 votes)
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Submitted by: blondie momento |
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People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
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Submitted by: CoverGirl257 |
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If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
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Submitted by: 2hOTT2bE |
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I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
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Submitted by: Cutelilme |
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I'm obviously not here right now because I'm waiting for YOU to leave...have a nice day.
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I'm not ignoring you %n, you're just insignificant
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Submitted by: aphrodite0381 |
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Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell %n but %t is having a party and they arent invited
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2.0/5 (69 votes)
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Submitted by: Klunk612 |
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Hi, you have reached the _____ residance at AIM..I'm not here right now so if you could not leave me a message it would be great! after all..this isn't a message machine! ...stupid!
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Submitted by: Punkette7Ray |
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I got bored of talkin to you %n, so when you find some interesting convo, caybe I'll come back to indulge in the conversation.
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2.5/5 (39 votes)
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Submitted by: ha U'd Like to KNow :-) |
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