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Message: If I could be an instrument, I would be a french horn, so all the girls could blow me.....
Submitted By: still fly mbp

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Hey right now I'm away, but really I'm sitting right here thinking how stupid you are for still IM'ing me.
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2.8/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeL
I know that you want to talk to me, because I am such a nice, loving, and caring guy, but I'm not around right now so quit TRYING to IM me. I am sick of this crap. You think that I am available to assist you with all of your problems, but let me tell you the truth...there is no help, no help for any of you...
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2.4/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: dan9huis
The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was %n...
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3.4/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: wew
Hey %n, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work?
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3.6/5 (200 votes)

Submitted by: TrackStar2829
What makes you think you're something special when you smile?
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2.7/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: esend7881
Remember %n, JESUS loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
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3.5/5 (181 votes)

Submitted by: koolkittykat16
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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3.6/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
I'm not talking to you so don't send me an IM. And if you do... I will tell you what the voices in my head think of you..No wait I won't...because I'm a Christian woman!!!
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2.0/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Pojochick07
10 things good about men:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.Tell me when you think of one..while you think I'll nap....
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2.7/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Britlyboo
You know how they say opposites attract? Not in this case: Me = 100% beauty! You = way beyond ugly! So don't IM me, because I'm sitting at the computer now cracking up thinking about your face!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeLfAcE9438821
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
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3.7/5 (211 votes)

Submitted by: CJd0620
I'm obviously doing something more important than talking to you.
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3.4/5 (104 votes)

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