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Category: shower
Message: Me and %n's mama are in the shower...ohhh yeah
Submitted By: loud4life11

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I'm only allowed to talk to people.
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3.3/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: yebunom77
Hey %n , dont worry there are a lot of people below average.. your not the only one!
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: suga X spice babi gurl
Waiting for someone special to get on and it ain't you %n, so go away buh bye
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2.2/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Grace
%n, go click ur heels and say: I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE...brb
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3.3/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: babyblu5248
Unlike %n, I have a life!
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2.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: THANKYOUFORHAVINGME
You have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont you take a day off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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3.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Hellschilddemon
Oh dear! Looks like %n fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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3.6/5 (210 votes)

Submitted by: homeslice61988
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If I wanted you to IM me then I would've asked you to.
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2.5/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: KLB52687
Yo mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, 'Which one?'
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2.1/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Stop askin me to make out with u %n... I WONT!
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2.3/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: lilcurly22
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
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3.5/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
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3.2/5 (86 votes)

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