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Message: they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and ill be happy to see those nice young men in they're clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HAHA!!
Submitted By: bodaciousbabe304

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I'm away from my computer right now because I'm pondering how %n can be so stupid.
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2.3/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Islandersfan079
When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom! leave a message
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3.3/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
Computer broken-watch for finger
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2.4/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
I'm in a good mood right now, don't ruin it by IM'ing me.
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3.1/5 (51 votes)

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I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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3.4/5 (56 votes)

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I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
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3.3/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: TyGeRcHiK03
Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
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3.5/5 (210 votes)

Submitted by: Buford
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
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3.5/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: Cheergrl0525
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
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3.9/5 (370 votes)

Submitted by: soccerbballangel
Hey %n! I'm like you in a beauty pageant... GONE!! Sooo, get a makeover or leave me a message!!!
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2.6/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: oopsmarkmaster
Sorry I am not here right now because no one is on...sorry %n...you must be no one.
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3.1/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: xKizZin KutiEx4
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
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3.6/5 (224 votes)

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