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Message: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko
Submitted By: starsandskullspj

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Skank of the weel: %n
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2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: GOD
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I wish I were you so I could be with me.
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2.7/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: BluesCluesGrl362
Hey I'm gone but if its %n tell your mom that she forgot her thong!
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3.1/5 (149 votes)

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Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
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3.6/5 (293 votes)

Submitted by: lilhipchick86
Did you ride the big bus or the little bus to school today?
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2.5/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: stinky
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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3.8/5 (446 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
You dont know me, you just wish you did.
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3.5/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
I hope fleas of a thousand camels come and infest your armpits while I'm gone.
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3.0/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
They are gonna have to rename the birds and the bees to, Me and your Mom. :-D
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2.6/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Splisks
You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
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3.1/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: materialgirl011
When I saw you came on, I knew I had to leave - I'll be back when your gone!
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3.6/5 (229 votes)

Submitted by: UvulaJoe87
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
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3.6/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: crazybeautiful4real

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