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Category: Valentines
Message: Love and friendship fills the air
People smiling and laughing everywhere
Each kiss costs a dime
So take a ticket and wait in line
Oh what a bore this day can be
I love you so much, can't you see!
You get a card that someone sends
Most people waiting for this day to end
Since they don't have one to admire
They sit at home and cry near the fire
Pastel pink nails, and firery red roses
The cold weather makes cherry red noses
Hugs are exchanged and cards will be sent
And thats how I realised what Valentines ment!
Submitted By: By Cat and Bri

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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I wish I were you so I could be with me.
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I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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I hope fleas of a thousand camels come and infest your armpits while I'm gone.
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They are gonna have to rename the birds and the bees to, Me and your Mom. :-D
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2.6/5 (55 votes)

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You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
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Submitted by: materialgirl011
When I saw you came on, I knew I had to leave - I'll be back when your gone!
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Submitted by: UvulaJoe87
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
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