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Category: NewYears
Message: My New Years resolution is not to spend so much time chatting online...
Submitted By: SoFtBaLL

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Hi, you have reached the _____ residance at AIM..I'm not here right now so if you could not leave me a message it would be great! after all..this isn't a message machine! ...stupid!
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1.9/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: Punkette7Ray
Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell %n but %t is having a party and they arent invited
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2.0/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: Klunk612
I'm not ignoring you %n, you're just insignificant
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2.7/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: aphrodite0381
I'm obviously not here right now because I'm waiting for YOU to leave...have a nice day.
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2.3/5 (60 votes)

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I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
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3.6/5 (307 votes)

Submitted by: Cutelilme
If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
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3.7/5 (488 votes)

Submitted by: 2hOTT2bE
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: CoverGirl257
When I was little I was niceWhen I was little I was politeWhen I was little I never left anyone waiting..When I was little I thought you looked hott...WHAT HAPPPENED? EVERYTHING CHANGED!!!!!
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3.0/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: blondie momento
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
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4.0/5 (1584 votes)

Submitted by: SaRaHbEaRa
How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Hey do you wanna play a game? It's called follow the leader. Do what I do and put your away message up, so I can come back on while you're gone!
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2.6/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: willnevertell
I'm going for the record to see how many people that I can ignore, your just one of the hundreds!
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2.9/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: LilLewis037

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