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Message: I'm off to see the lizard, down on pascagoula run. Where Delaney talks to statues, as she dances round the pool, she chases cats through Roman runs, and stomps on big toadstools. Where their walls are built of cannon balls, their motto is don't tread on me. Where I am the pirate, and she will always be the queen- Sir Francis and Elizabeth, the best there's ever been. Surrounded by stories, surreal and sublime, I fell in love in the library, once upon a time.
Submitted By: I am Tofer

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I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for you to get offline.
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2.3/5 (47 votes)

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Go find a straw %n cuz you suck!
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2.4/5 (50 votes)

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Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
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3.9/5 (967 votes)

Submitted by: legolaseaa
The world isn't big enough for the two of us %n, so please go jump off a bridge.
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3.2/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: bballbabe0173
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. *kisses*
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2.9/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Geminichic023
Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
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3.7/5 (333 votes)

Submitted by: nunya
I obviously don't want to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll be sure to ignore it.
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3.3/5 (51 votes)

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If I wanted to talk to you %n, I would be here wouldnt I?
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2.9/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Razzmitazz08
I WANT YOU......
TO GO AWAY!!!!!!
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2.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyGirl
If I'm not available it probably means I dont want to speak to you.
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: blueiz098
I need you...........I want you............To get offline
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3.8/5 (383 votes)

Submitted by: SmallFry
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have IMed you first.
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3.7/5 (314 votes)

Submitted by: Inevitable

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