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Message: In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?
Submitted By: ncjon118

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Until you IM'ed me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
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3.8/5 (246 votes)

Submitted by: CheshireCat
I have high friends in places. SO STOP SENDING ME STUPID MESSAGES! NOW!
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2.0/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Beaver Beverage Co.
Im not here right now...actually I am but I wish I wasn't because I have a camera that can see whoever is IM'ing me and if you just IM'd me then obviously your ugly....
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2.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: liltessier24
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
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3.3/5 (166 votes)

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MoM Said Not to talk to ugly people so bye bye :)
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3.9/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: kelli
People like you are the reason I'm not here. So Bye
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2.9/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: Danen
Hey %n!I would talk to you, but my mom said not to talk to people who don't have lives. She said they have a bad influence on me. My most sincere apologies.
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3.6/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: TheOriginalRoxyGirl
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
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3.9/5 (646 votes)

Submitted by: Drpeppergulpper
I'll be right back. I'm saving the world... from people like YOU.
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3.4/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: spoiled4u8705
A millennium is 1000 years. Thats how long I don't want to talk to you.
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2.3/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: socurswimgurl
Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
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3.2/5 (86 votes)

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Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
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3.9/5 (1202 votes)

Submitted by: RogRog04

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