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Message: I'm having sex right now, I hope I never get back to you
Submitted By: the guy

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Hi, I don't care Thank You, buh bye.
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: RussianMullen
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Thank goodness I'm not here, So I Can't IM you!
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2.7/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: WhatsHappenin07
I have betta thangs to do than talk to u like spinning around in my computer chair!!
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3.4/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: hevanlygal99
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but %n abuses the privilege.
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3.9/5 (289 votes)

Submitted by: tadros87
Can you do me a favor and try not to be imature when you talk to me? Thanks!
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2.4/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: Strawberry8613
Did you know that Beaverrs are mammals, and therefore have placental glands that produce milk? Go start a Beaver Beverage Company. I'll be here waiting to ignore you some more.
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2.1/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Porkupine 182
I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

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Hey, Im really here. It's just that, there is someone thats on that I'm avioding. So, if you are IM'ing me, and I'm not answering, IT'S YOU!!!
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3.7/5 (198 votes)

Submitted by: allstarboy82
I'm really here...but why would I want to talk to you?
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2.8/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: xKizZin KutiEx4
Like, hi! Like, hey! Like, you are really gay!
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2.8/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: keL
Why are you IMing me if my away message is on? You know I'm obviously not here at the moment. I mean really, we all have the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilage.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: RRuler2002
My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
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3.4/5 (133 votes)

Submitted by: XoXToBeYXoX

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