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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
Submitted By: SNSshine123

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Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
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3.9/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: E1ScorchoDHS
Today is opposite day: I'm at my computer right now because I really want to talk to you!
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3.3/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
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4.0/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: shortygirl163
I'm obviously doing something more important than talking to you.
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3.4/5 (104 votes)

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Hey, I am sitting in my chair starring at the wall. It gets boring after a while. But it is much better then talking to you!
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: klb0808
Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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4.0/5 (1862 votes)

Submitted by: Tempted4u12
Doing something better than talking to %n
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2.7/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: 10ischic26
Hey I'm screening my messages making sure no losers IM me. If I don't answer you, you're it. Congratulations if so; it's hard to get on that list.
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2.9/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876
I'm sorry %n. Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
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3.6/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: person1
I have some questions for you!!Why do you like TV?Why are you annoying me?Why don't you have anything better to do?Why are you messing w/ me?Why am I asking these useless questions?Why am I gone??I dunnno so stop YELLING AT ME!!!!
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: blondie momento
I'm outside making a snowman, ok it's not snowing.. ever consider I just didnt wanna talk to you! Take a hint!
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3.4/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: V
If you arn't important enough that I'm not talkin to you right now, then what are you going looking at my away message?
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2.8/5 (36 votes)

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