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Message: I woke early one morning,The Earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill,He sang a song so lovely so carefree and so gay,That slowly all my troubles began to slip away.He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun,It seemed his very trilling,brought up the morning sun.I stirred beneath the covers crept slowly out of bed,Then gently shut the window And crushed his f**king head.IM NOT A MORNING PERSON
Submitted By: thats humongus

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A millennium is 1000 years. Thats how long I don't want to talk to you.
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Submitted by: socurswimgurl
Hey %n , dont worry there are a lot of people below average.. your not the only one!
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: suga X spice babi gurl
Hey %n! I'm like you in a beauty pageant... GONE!! Sooo, get a makeover or leave me a message!!!
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Submitted by: oopsmarkmaster
If you arn't important enough that I'm not talkin to you right now, then what are you going looking at my away message?
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2.8/5 (36 votes)

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Hi %n! I am not at the computer right now, so if you would like, you could leave a message so I could throw it away.
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2.5/5 (37 votes)

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If I wanted to talk to you %n, I would be here wouldnt I?
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2.9/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Razzmitazz08
What makes you think you're something special when you smile?
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2.7/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: esend7881
Hey right now I'm away, but really I'm sitting right here thinking how stupid you are for still IM'ing me.
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2.8/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeL
Unlike %n, I have a life!
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2.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: THANKYOUFORHAVINGME
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If I wanted you to IM me then I would've asked you to.
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2.5/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: KLB52687
I'm really here...but why would I want to talk to you?
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2.8/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: xKizZin KutiEx4
I got bored of talkin to you %n, so when you find some interesting convo, caybe I'll come back to indulge in the conversation.
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2.5/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: ha U'd Like to KNow :-)

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