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Message: I'm playing three games. Mario has just fired a fireball into the corner pocket of the 16th green and you expect me to talk to you?! I have more important things like stomping on mushrooms with a pool stick that looks remarkably like a golf club! Oh well, FOUR in the corner pocket!
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Hey %n, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work?
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Submitted by: TrackStar2829
Oh dear! Looks like %n fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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Submitted by: homeslice61988
Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
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Submitted by: Buford
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
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3.7/5 (211 votes)

Submitted by: CJd0620
Hey %n!I would talk to you, but my mom said not to talk to people who don't have lives. She said they have a bad influence on me. My most sincere apologies.
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Submitted by: TheOriginalRoxyGirl
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
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Submitted by: :-p
When I saw you came on, I knew I had to leave - I'll be back when your gone!
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Submitted by: UvulaJoe87
There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
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Submitted by: shortygirl163
Until you IM'ed me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
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3.8/5 (246 votes)

Submitted by: CheshireCat
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, how stupid are you?
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1.6/5 (251 votes)

Submitted by: QWBootie
Hey %n !!! What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
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3.6/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: MyNewWorld07
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
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Submitted by: E1ScorchoDHS

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