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Message: Follow me and everything is alrightI'll be the one to tuck you in at nightAnd if you wanna leave I can gaurantee You won't find nobody else like me
Submitted By: bassetlady77

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You know how they say opposites attract? Not in this case: Me = 100% beauty! You = way beyond ugly! So don't IM me, because I'm sitting at the computer now cracking up thinking about your face!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeLfAcE9438821
They are gonna have to rename the birds and the bees to, Me and your Mom. :-D
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2.6/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Splisks
I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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3.4/5 (56 votes)

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The world isn't big enough for the two of us %n, so please go jump off a bridge.
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3.2/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: bballbabe0173
You supercilious insignificant piece of mortal inconvenience. If you insinuate that I pervaricate I shall find it painfully nescessary to horizontalize your perpendicularity.
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3.3/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: jediwiz14
I have betta thangs to do than talk to u like spinning around in my computer chair!!
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3.4/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: hevanlygal99
Hi, I don't care Thank You, buh bye.
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: RussianMullen
I'm obviously not here right now because I'm waiting for YOU to leave...have a nice day.
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2.3/5 (60 votes)

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Why are you IMing me if my away message is on? You know I'm obviously not here at the moment. I mean really, we all have the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilage.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: RRuler2002
I know that you want to talk to me, because I am such a nice, loving, and caring guy, but I'm not around right now so quit TRYING to IM me. I am sick of this crap. You think that I am available to assist you with all of your problems, but let me tell you the truth...there is no help, no help for any of you...
  • Currently 2.41/5
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2.4/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: dan9huis
10 things good about men:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.Tell me when you think of one..while you think I'll nap....
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2.7/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Britlyboo
Come on %n Did you honestly think I wanted YOU to know where I went?
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3.3/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: Gabbie1174

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