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Category: Friendship
Message: We started our group, our circle of friends. And like that circle there is no beginning nor end
Submitted By: Cr8zyBlonde88

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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. *kisses*
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2.9/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Geminichic023
I'm not talking to you so don't send me an IM. And if you do... I will tell you what the voices in my head think of you..No wait I won't...because I'm a Christian woman!!!
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2.0/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Pojochick07
Roses are red Violets are blue, im too cute to talk to you so leave me a message xoxo
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2.3/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: renee
You must be pretty stupid to IM when you know I have an away message on....
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2.2/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: smileyangel
Yo mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, 'Which one?'
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2.1/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Hey %n I'm not here right now, but if you need to talk to me, call your girl friend.
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3.3/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: adampoll
Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell %n but %t is having a party and they arent invited
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2.0/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: Klunk612
Hey, do you have a band aid and an extra brain? I scraped my knee when I saw how stupid you are for IMing me!
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2.0/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: QWBootie
I have some questions for you!!Why do you like TV?Why are you annoying me?Why don't you have anything better to do?Why are you messing w/ me?Why am I asking these useless questions?Why am I gone??I dunnno so stop YELLING AT ME!!!!
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: blondie momento
Hey, there's something weird on my computer, oh it's your face.
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3.2/5 (73 votes)

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I have high friends in places. SO STOP SENDING ME STUPID MESSAGES! NOW!
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2.0/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Beaver Beverage Co.
HEY!! Don't tell %n but I'm avoiding them with this away message..THANKS!!
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3.1/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: BlondiBch

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