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Message: I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm ignoring you......%n
Submitted By: Shiznit449

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Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
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4.1/5 (2096 votes)

Submitted by: I LOVE CHARLIE AUSTIN
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
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4.1/5 (1909 votes)

Submitted by: whitfly87
Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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4.0/5 (1862 votes)

Submitted by: Tempted4u12
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
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4.0/5 (1584 votes)

Submitted by: SaRaHbEaRa
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
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3.9/5 (1202 votes)

Submitted by: RogRog04
Hey %n, you have just tried to IM me without success. I left becuase...
1.) This Convo. Stinks
2.) You bored me into doing homework.
3.) Something interesting is going on somewhere else.
4.) I hate you.
5.) I would rather watch an aritifical plant grow.
6.) Sorry you just bore the Hell out of ME!!!
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3.7/5 (1134 votes)

Submitted by: onewhodoesnothin
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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4.3/5 (1119 votes)

Submitted by: Abbie
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
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3.9/5 (967 votes)

Submitted by: legolaseaa
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: CoverGirl257
mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
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4.0/5 (917 votes)

Submitted by: livetoraceimport
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
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3.9/5 (646 votes)

Submitted by: Drpeppergulpper
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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3.8/5 (496 votes)

Submitted by: linzluvr333

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