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Category: Christmas
Message: Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
Submitted By: MeRrY ChRiStMaS

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Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
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Submitted by: I LOVE CHARLIE AUSTIN
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
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4.1/5 (1909 votes)

Submitted by: whitfly87
Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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4.0/5 (1862 votes)

Submitted by: Tempted4u12
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
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4.0/5 (1584 votes)

Submitted by: SaRaHbEaRa
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
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3.9/5 (1202 votes)

Submitted by: RogRog04
Hey %n, you have just tried to IM me without success. I left becuase...
1.) This Convo. Stinks
2.) You bored me into doing homework.
3.) Something interesting is going on somewhere else.
4.) I hate you.
5.) I would rather watch an aritifical plant grow.
6.) Sorry you just bore the Hell out of ME!!!
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3.7/5 (1134 votes)

Submitted by: onewhodoesnothin
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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4.3/5 (1119 votes)

Submitted by: Abbie
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
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3.9/5 (967 votes)

Submitted by: legolaseaa
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: CoverGirl257
mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
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4.0/5 (917 votes)

Submitted by: livetoraceimport
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
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3.9/5 (646 votes)

Submitted by: Drpeppergulpper
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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3.8/5 (496 votes)

Submitted by: linzluvr333

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