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Category: SickHumor
Message: I'll be right back im watching a movie and NO, im not watching porn.
Submitted By: FuzzyBunnie24

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I obviously don't want to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll be sure to ignore it.
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3.3/5 (51 votes)

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Hey, I am sitting in my chair starring at the wall. It gets boring after a while. But it is much better then talking to you!
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: klb0808
I WANT YOU......
TO GO AWAY!!!!!!
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2.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyGirl
You have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont you take a day off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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3.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Hellschilddemon
Go find a straw %n cuz you suck!
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2.4/5 (50 votes)

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Stop askin me to make out with u %n... I WONT!
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2.3/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: lilcurly22
Did you know that Beaverrs are mammals, and therefore have placental glands that produce milk? Go start a Beaver Beverage Company. I'll be here waiting to ignore you some more.
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2.1/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Porkupine 182
I'll be right back. I'm saving the world... from people like YOU.
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3.4/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: spoiled4u8705
Everyone has the right to be an A$$Hole, but just abuses the privlage!
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2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: molly9589
Sorry I am not here right now because no one is on...sorry %n...you must be no one.
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3.1/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: xKizZin KutiEx4
Skank of the weel: %n
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2.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: GOD
I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for you to get offline.
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2.3/5 (47 votes)

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