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Category: Christmas
Message: Christmas is the best time of year to spend with family. Man...I sure wish my butt could be sitting here at the computer instead of pertending to be nice infront of all of my family!!!
Submitted By: ZMEG5890

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If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
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3.7/5 (488 votes)

Submitted by: 2hOTT2bE
Damn not you again.......
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3.7/5 (478 votes)

Submitted by: Liv
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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3.8/5 (446 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
Earth is full. Go home.
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3.8/5 (429 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
I need you...........I want you............To get offline
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3.8/5 (383 votes)

Submitted by: SmallFry
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
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3.9/5 (370 votes)

Submitted by: soccerbballangel
Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
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3.7/5 (333 votes)

Submitted by: nunya
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have IMed you first.
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3.7/5 (314 votes)

Submitted by: Inevitable
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
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3.6/5 (307 votes)

Submitted by: Cutelilme
Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
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3.6/5 (293 votes)

Submitted by: lilhipchick86
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but %n abuses the privilege.
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3.9/5 (289 votes)

Submitted by: tadros87
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
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3.9/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: E1ScorchoDHS

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