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Category: Religious
Message: At church, maybe where you should be ya think?
Submitted By: X SwEtnSaSsY X

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God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.
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Submitted by: Tiffany
Remember %n, JESUS loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
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Submitted by: koolkittykat16
I highly reccomend this web site, www.plasticsurgery.com to you. After a couple grand worth of work, who knows? You might even look as good as me.
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Submitted by: FloridiaBeachGuy
OMG!!! Something really bad has happened! %n IMed me help me!!!!
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1.6/5 (179 votes)

Submitted by: SexyPrincez
MoM Said Not to talk to ugly people so bye bye :)
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3.9/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: kelli
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
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3.3/5 (166 votes)

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I'm sorry %n. Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
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3.6/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: person1
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
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3.3/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: TyGeRcHiK03
If your head wasn't attached to your body you'd probably missplace it.
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1.8/5 (160 votes)

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Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!
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3.3/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Shinyo
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
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3.6/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: crazybeautiful4real
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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