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Category: Partying
Message: I'm out partying right now wooohooo! O SH*T I HIT A TREE Gotta go!
Submitted By: Kellibabe05

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Hey I'm gone but if its %n tell your mom that she forgot her thong!
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3.1/5 (149 votes)

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Like, hi! Like, hey! Like, you are really gay!
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2.8/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: keL
When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom! leave a message
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3.3/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
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3.4/5 (133 votes)

Submitted by: XoXToBeYXoX
Roses are red, vilolets a blue, god made me hot, what the hell happened to you!?
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3.1/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: xp0pularx
Hi, you have reached the _____ residance at AIM..I'm not here right now so if you could not leave me a message it would be great! after all..this isn't a message machine! ...stupid!
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1.9/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: Punkette7Ray
If my ass was as big as urs I wouldnt have to have aol you could write everything on my ass!!!!:-D
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1.8/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: village idiot
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
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3.8/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: clutzy00001
I'm only allowed to talk to people.
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3.3/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: yebunom77
Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack . Come on. Come on, good boy. That a good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer...WHOA TO CLOSE TO CLOSE!!!! damn I knew you liked me but damn!!
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1.9/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
I didnt ask to be beautiful, god just made me that way. You on the other hand, should have asked, cuz god made you the ugliest thing ever!
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3.8/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Douy
I'm obviously doing something more important than talking to you.
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3.4/5 (104 votes)

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